Some ideas by the Japanese
Roll-on butter, anyone?
MBA (Marriage but available) is so passe...
I'm a fan of instant noodles.
Dry heels.
And just when we thought child labour was bad enough...
Keep absolutely dry.
It's only a socially-dysfunctional device.
Sleep standing. (I need this.)
Sleep sitting! (I want this as well.)
Verdict: Worth every consideration
