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The wonders of technology…
From a Lenovo ad.
I am a huge fan of Celine Dion – I have to admit.
Here’s the Celine Dion Workout. Excellent, isn’t it?
We haven’t posted for weeks, so here’s a killer post:
(thanks to all those who sent the links! you were amazing.)
Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
“One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !”
“Yes, I know that ! I’ ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”
Talk About Husband
One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?”
Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband’ sattention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? Howdevoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”
“I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’ t know her well enough.”
“You looked troubled,” I told my friend, “what ‘ s your problem?”
He replied, “I’ m going to be a father.”
“But that’ s wonderful,” I said.
“What’ s wonderful? My wife doesn’ t know about it yet.
Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late,no matter how she tried to stop him.
“Take my advice,” said the neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’ clockin the morning, and from my bed I called out:
“Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.
“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?”
The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.”