funneh cartoons!

Absolutely hairlarious pics! Thanks, fishiex!

Swear words.

Make your baby earn their keep!

Awww....

Distracted

Written by a girl on a Quantas flight. Kids these days...

Playboy for the Blind

Grandma-Proof Laptop

The wonders of technology…

From a Lenovo ad.

the celine dion workout

I am a huge fan of Celine Dion – I have to admit.

Here’s the Celine Dion Workout. Excellent, isn’t it?

the (very) best of engrish

We haven’t posted for weeks, so here’s a killer post:

(thanks to all those who sent the links! you were amazing.)

Written Oath in a hotel

Women Kingdom – The men don’t get it!

Please don’t feed the fishes with your… WHAT?!

Okay. If you insist, I won’t wash.

Fashion (or not)

Get down, toilet!

Those supplies. See them? Yes, those.

Yum yummmm!

But I love my child!

I should say!

No wonder it’s so sticky.

I am not interesting, do I qualify?

Human rights and signboards.

Screw Taiwan! (in a very literal sense)

I can’t wait!

Well, we don’t have too many of those around nowadays, do we?

Stating the obvious.

What’s next? Loin Queen?

Have you tried the blue paint?

Carrot juice is murder.

No they don’t!

It’s a little early, but then again….

Alert: Well-endowed Butcher!

To solve your problems, follow the arrow.

Wait… I’m confused.

No humans allowed. You heard them.

The mixing of gender roles.

Welcome, Zeus.

D r uenke n wa lki n g

I’ll help myself, thank you very much.

No no touch!

I’ll screw on then.

Do not large.

I prefer my poodle non-minced and non-fried.

Chicken Little 2 (Chinese version)

See the red spot? Bump head there!

Be careful the safe.

Not… so round!

wife and husband (not husband and wife)

Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
“One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !”
“Yes, I know that ! I’ ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”

Talk About Husband
One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?”

Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband’ sattention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? Howdevoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”
“I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’ t know her well enough.”

External Affairs
“You looked troubled,” I told my friend, “what ‘ s your problem?”
He replied, “I’ m going to be a father.”
“But that’ s wonderful,” I said.
“What’ s wonderful? My wife doesn’ t know about it yet.

Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late,no matter how she tried to stop him.
“Take my advice,” said the neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’ clockin the morning, and from my bed I called out:
“Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.
“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?”
The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.”

women = problems?

Well, mathematically, yes…