Sign over a gynaecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blow-out.”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Let us pick your nose.”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
On a fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
At the entrance to a sperm bank: “The customer always comes first”
At the exit of the same bank: “Thank you for coming, please come again.”
This one is a condom. “Washing men’s genitals?” And what in the world are “pudendas”? (or is this a politically correct term?)
