Dubai’s Debt Crisis

From Peter Brookes from the Times. And as a little treat, we’ve included a few ways to describe the heat in Dubai.

Going around Dubai

1. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
2. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
3. You discover that during June – September, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
4. You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window. Even at maximum legal tinting.
5. You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
6. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Surviving Dubai

1. The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
2. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
3. You no longer associate bridges with water.
4. It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
5. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.

In a hotel

1. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You have hot water and hotter water.
2. You don’t mind if your colleague throws cold water on your proposal to go
3. You notice the best parking
4. If the swimming pool doesn’t have a cooler, you don’t want to get in it.
5. Your parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

funneh cartoons!

Absolutely hairlarious pics! Thanks, fishiex!

Swear words.

Make your baby earn their keep!

Awww....

Distracted

Written by a girl on a Quantas flight. Kids these days...

Playboy for the Blind

menstruation

Menstruation looks almost adorable:

the world wants peace, like this:

Bush and Bin Laden

bizarre pictures

This is what happens when computer animators have too much time on their hands…

And, my personal favourite…

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Editor’s Note: Thanks, tyna!

the economy is still strong

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, the US presidential elections are going to commence soon, with little more than three months before either of the two get elected. That only means cartoonists in America get crackin’.

We’ve compiled the very best cartoons.

(Disclaimer: The editors of this blog are, well, somewhat oriented towards Obama. We prefer presidents with plans, but then again, experience sometimes does help. Here’s another good reason why we support the Democrat.)

In lasting tribute…

Foreign Policy and…

Gone On Path (GOP) to nowhere…

“I have a dream…”

McEconomy

Captain of our Ship

Sarah “No-Media” Palin

Credit Ride

Saving the best for last….

“I can see Russia!”

There you go.

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If you get any more cartoons that you wish to contribute, email us at hairlarious@gmail.com

The editors would like to thank the following cartoonists for their work: Adam Zyglis (Buffalo Times), John Cole (Scranton Times), RJ Matson (NY Observer), Monte Wolverton (The Wolverton), Jerry Holbert (Boston Herald), Steve Sack (Minneapolis Star-Tribune), Henry Payne (Detriot News), Jeff Darcy (Cleveland Plain-Dealer), Mike Lester (Rome News-Tribune)

life in 2008… predictions from 1996

These are some predictions made in 1996 by the cartoonist Randy Glasbergen.

Much as we prefer to laugh some of these off, some are…well… true. Enjoy!

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Thanks to happee! (you’ve made us really happy!)

random pic(k)s from the post

Satisfaction Guaranteed…

A Man and a Deck of Cards

Disneyland visitor, heal thyself!

Unfortunate Bus Ad

Another Poor Logo Choice

Our inevitable evolution

Bad Dog

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.

After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sex for two hours.

Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.

After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal. Holding his neck with one hand, he said, “Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!”

“Hell, that’s nothing” she answered, ripping open her blouse. “Look what he did to my breasts!”

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Thanks to: squabbblyduck, fyojj, and gonewiththeclouds for these cartoons.

Thanks to lol.com for the bad dog joke.