the (very) best of engrish

We haven’t posted for weeks, so here’s a killer post:

(thanks to all those who sent the links! you were amazing.)

Written Oath in a hotel

Women Kingdom – The men don’t get it!

Please don’t feed the fishes with your… WHAT?!

Okay. If you insist, I won’t wash.

Fashion (or not)

Get down, toilet!

Those supplies. See them? Yes, those.

Yum yummmm!

But I love my child!

I should say!

No wonder it’s so sticky.

I am not interesting, do I qualify?

Human rights and signboards.

Screw Taiwan! (in a very literal sense)

I can’t wait!

Well, we don’t have too many of those around nowadays, do we?

Stating the obvious.

What’s next? Loin Queen?

Have you tried the blue paint?

Carrot juice is murder.

No they don’t!

It’s a little early, but then again….

Alert: Well-endowed Butcher!

To solve your problems, follow the arrow.

Wait… I’m confused.

No humans allowed. You heard them.

The mixing of gender roles.

Welcome, Zeus.

D r uenke n wa lki n g

I’ll help myself, thank you very much.

No no touch!

I’ll screw on then.

Do not large.

I prefer my poodle non-minced and non-fried.

Chicken Little 2 (Chinese version)

See the red spot? Bump head there!

Be careful the safe.

Not… so round!

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