chinglish 2

The Englihs Languadge Edugatoin Centrs of China and Japan have recently submitted the reports on the godo english in the countries.

the hairlarious reporting team takes a look…. and finds out how we can help you laugh with our pleasure.

Repot on JAPAN

Mmm… very intersting…

How tremendously comforting.

Sure, of course you can.

(you can’t fine an english-educated person here because they will argue that they’re not smorking)

I’m quite sure we’ll punch you first before we become “Out Patients”.

Very useful. Thanks.

What? Are you trying to tell me what to do?

Yes, you may.

I’m quite sure I’ll enjoy the noodle.

Does that mean they’re in front?

Repot on CHINA

Are you kidding? I’m not gay, you know.

You know what that means…

No need for that, thank you very much…

(found in a japanese internet cafe) you’re referred to as “it” here. The computers are refered to as “he” or “she”.

Found in one of their English Education Books!
BTW, your english su
cks.

(click to view thumbnail) It’s either very sad or very disney. Simple.

One of the most alluring quotes for a fake dvd cover indeed…

Yup!

(thumbnail)
Either very inspirational or very annoyed.

THE WINNERS

We regret to inform you that, in our report, we had to select the most outstanding, powerful graphics. You won’t regret it:

IN FOURTH PLACE…

Are you even looking at your food?

IN SECOND PLACE…

There is a tie in second-place here:

A presumably gay commercial found at a Guangzhou Airpot. “stretch out your hands anear the induction hole“. Wow. Plus it “sends out water”. Hmm…

This one is a condom. “Washing men’s genitals?” And what in the world are “pudendas”? (or is this a politically correct term?)

 

AND IN FIRST PLACE…..

Now, now, don’t get too excited…

Essential Links
- Engrish (www.engrish.com)
- Rahoi (www.rahoi.com)
- Chinlish I
- Why can’t people speak English?

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